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Why do Teachers turn to drink??

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:01 pm    Post subject: Why do Teachers turn to drink?? Reply with quote

Can't resist posting this under its original heading of "WHY TEACHERS DRINK"..........

Religious Studies:

If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this.

A mosque is a sort of a church. The main difference is that its roof is doomed.

I asked my mum why we said "old men" at the end of prayers at skool. I dont know any old men apart from granpa.

Maths:
The total is where you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls Santa on his slay.

If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel.

History:
Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps.

..... then Joan of Ark met her end.
She was burned as a steak.

Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper.

In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.

Natural History:
Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of Crushed Asians.

Geography:
In Sandinavia, the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegians come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland.

In geography we learned that countries with sea around them are islands and ones without sea are incontinents.

The closest town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train or you can go on a fairy.

The Arts:
... at the end of the show we all sing "Away in a Manager".

In last years christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.

Science:
Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air they can also hoover.


Never mind ... another exam will sort them all out!!!
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